Vital vacation

Palm trees, a long open road or the woods with a vast expanse of pine trees. Ahh...

If anyone has a free plane ticket, cabin stay or beach bungalow I can borrow, please let me know.

I'm not picky. All I know is that I need a vacation. Here's why:

• Saturated schedule
• Vehicle vexations
• Dating dilemmas
• Brain-bulk burdens
• Adventure aspirations
• Culture cravings
• Hobby hankerings
• Relaxation requirement