Pro...crast...in....a....tion

Remember that one time that I vowed to never procrastinate again?

Yeah, I don't either.

. . .

So, here I am, procrastinating my English paper. I guess I'll make a list of why I should go write it. Maybe that'll motivate me?

• I'll get a better grade for this class
• I'll maybe learn something about poetry (which will translate into me being able to actually teach it)
• My soul will be able to rest knowing I've completed what I'm supposed to be doing
• I'm sick of regretting stupid homework follies
• I want to graduate college, and I really want to actually be at that point someday soon
• My computer will get to rest once I finish—it's been staring back at me for hours in anticipation of me finishing this paper
• I wouldn't mind going to sleep
• I have plenty of other things that deserve my attention (This could seriously be another list: studying Spanish, cleaning my room, reading for pleasure, taking pictures, eating and conquering the world)

Well, world. Here I come. Paper, prepare to be written.